Kentucky
-Throwing flowers at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
-One may not own a red dyed rabbit or offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
-Bow and arrow fishing is illegal.
-A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
-No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses.
-All nude people in your house must be registered.
-Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.
-Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).
-Anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
-Every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
-You need a license to walk around nude on your property.
-It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.
-It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River without an Indiana Fishing License.
-No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table.
-Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
-In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
-You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
-It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
-The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.
-No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
-Throwing flowers at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
-One may not own a red dyed rabbit or offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
-Bow and arrow fishing is illegal.
-A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
-No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses.
-All nude people in your house must be registered.
-Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.
-Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).
-Anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
-Every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
-You need a license to walk around nude on your property.
-It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.
-It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River without an Indiana Fishing License.
-No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table.
Kansas
-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
-It is illegal to hunt whales.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
-It is illegal to hunt whales.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Iowa
-It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
-A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
-It is illegal to accept a gratuity or tip in Iowa.
-One-armed piano players must perform for free.
-Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
-Riverboat gamblers have a 5$ maximum bet.
-Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
-A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
-You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.
-Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
-It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.
-Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease's "probable origin".
-All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
-An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can't legally consume a drink there after closing for business.
-It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
-A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
-It is illegal to accept a gratuity or tip in Iowa.
-One-armed piano players must perform for free.
-Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
-Riverboat gamblers have a 5$ maximum bet.
-Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
-A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
-You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.
-Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
-It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.
-Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease's "probable origin".
-All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
-An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can't legally consume a drink there after closing for business.
Indiana
-Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
-Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
-If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
-A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor.
-Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
-A sports agent is supposed to give a college 10 days notice before luring a star athlete into the professional ranks.
-A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
-The value of Pi is 3. (Not an actual law but it was a proposal that passed in the house of representatives and was postponed in the Senate.)
-It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
-One may not sniff glue.
-A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
-Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
-It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
-It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
-It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks or milk.
-You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.
-You may not back into a parking spot.
-Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
-Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
-Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
-No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
-Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
-You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.
-Drinks on the house are illegal.
-Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
-You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
-"Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.
-State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
-All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
-It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter.
-Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
-Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
-Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
-If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
-A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor.
-Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
-A sports agent is supposed to give a college 10 days notice before luring a star athlete into the professional ranks.
-A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
-The value of Pi is 3. (Not an actual law but it was a proposal that passed in the house of representatives and was postponed in the Senate.)
-It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
-One may not sniff glue.
-A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
-Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
-It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
-It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
-It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks or milk.
-You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.
-You may not back into a parking spot.
-Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
-Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
-Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
-No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
-Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
-You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.
-Drinks on the house are illegal.
-Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
-You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
-"Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.
-State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
-All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
-It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter.
-Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Illinois
-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
-You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
-The English language is not to be spoken.
-All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
-The official language of Illinois is "American".
-It is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customer's face.
-You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation.
-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
-You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
-The English language is not to be spoken.
-All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
-The official language of Illinois is "American".
-It is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customer's face.
-You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation.
Idaho
-It is Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
-You may not fish on a alligator's back.
-Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
-You can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff's permission.
-You may not walk down the street with a red-tipped cane.
-Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months
-It is Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
-You may not fish on a alligator's back.
-Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
-You can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff's permission.
-You may not walk down the street with a red-tipped cane.
-Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months
Hawaii
-Billboards are outlawed.
-It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize.
-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
-In the past there was a law that required children to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents.
-It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.
-Billboards are outlawed.
-It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize.
-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
-In the past there was a law that required children to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents.
-It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.
Georgia
-If an organization non registered as "non-profit" fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
-While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
-The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
-All sex toys are banned.
-Movie houses that want to show films on Sunday must reserve one showing a month for religious material.
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
-You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
-It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
-It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
-If an organization non registered as "non-profit" fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
-While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
-The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
-All sex toys are banned.
-Movie houses that want to show films on Sunday must reserve one showing a month for religious material.
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
-You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
-It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
-It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
Florida
-The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
-One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
-Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
-Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
-Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
-It is illegal to sell your children.
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm on Thursday.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
-It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
-The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
-One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
-Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
-Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
-Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
-It is illegal to sell your children.
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm on Thursday.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
-It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
Delaware
-"R" rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
-It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
-"R" rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
-It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Connecticut
-Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
-In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
-You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
-It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
-The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.
-No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
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